So I was wandering Facebook, as I do, and I found a great image – but I can’t really link to where I found it because Facebook is a PITA. So, here’s the image:
And then of course on Facebook I left some comments, as only I could:
DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN. 🙂
I suspect I may anger some people at my flip comments, but, that’s the problem with statements like these. If you go that far, why not keep going? Why artificially limit yourselves to stopping at the urethra? I mean, as a Republican there isn’t any problem with a transvaginal probe, which arguably would be much like a catheter or sounding rod used on a man. If you expect women to give up their privacy to their own internal organs so the government can protect the blessed unborn, then why not spelunk into the penis? I mean, yes, it’s unpleasant and uncomfortable, but what is good for Jill is good for Jack, am I right or am I right?
If the government is going to get all bent about ovaries and vaginas then I say it’s high time we men put our testicles and penises on the line with the women. It’s fair is it not? I mean, it’s certainly equal!
Yeah. And that may be all I need to assert that as a Democrat I believe in equality, AKA the Golden Rule. I do not want anyone intruding on my urethra so ladies, you can keep your vaginas nice and private and I won’t seek out laws so the government can intrude on your internal organs as I would not want them intruding on mine.
And that’s just another hypocrisy of the Republican party. Fine with invading vaginas but leave the penises alone! Republicans, filthy gonad hypocrites! Genital Bigots!
🙂