A while ago I was laughing about the sort of silly output that you can expect from Keyboard Autosuggest on iPhones when you give it a subject word to start with. This turned into a free-range idea and I left it alone for a while.

Several nights ago, awaking from a dream that I no longer recollect, it occurred to me quite all of a sudden that I could merge Keyboard Autosuggest with Haiku, the Japanese poetry of 5-7-5.

Obviously this is gobbledegook, but I suppose on some level it is rather funny.

Haiku Autosuggest: Keeley

Keeley thinks it will / take me about an hour more / than a week ago